I have come to the end of my tether. Finally I have admitted that I need to do something about this broody thing. I don't actually want to be pregnant, I just want a baby to love and hug and cuddle and stuff. But then I had a brainwave. I am now officially, the woMAN WITH THE PLAN.
I am going to play dress up and stuff with Minimi's Baby Born Dolly that she left in her bedroom when she went back to the UK.
I can feed her, give her liquids, dress her up, 
she cries and laughs when you tickle her, poops her nanppy, pees and generally does everything that a real baby does apart from breathe. Obviously. It's a doll. I am not completely insane. (This doll is nothing like the lumps of plastic that passed for dolls when I was younger).
I can take her for walks in a pram when I take Elly round the woods, and can take her into the garden with me while I am with me mates. Oooooh, we are going to have so much fun!! I am so excited!!!!
Best go - a van just pulled up and lots of men in white coats just jumped out. I think I best hide under my desk... Especially since one has a straight jacket and the other has a tazer gun.
Mmmmm, tazer gun - want one for my christmas. Then in addition to loving baby born, I can also give her electric shocks when she is naughty. Or is that wrong? Course it is - she would probably melt. LOL.
Laters!
