As I was walking down the street after nipping home to take Elly for a pee, I came up wth an idea for another Subject I am going to tackle. I am going to do a large representation of left hands with the ring finger missing to symbolise that I have cut myself off from the anarchaic and somewhat binding tradition of Western marriage and am living life how I please.

That was very deep wasn't it! But who the F&*k am I kidding - I just want to cover bits of my body in paint and slap them onto some paper. And for further information I actually like the sanctity of marriage just not to my estranged husband LOL xxx- and I would quite happily remarry if the correct person got down on one knee and bought me a diamond roughly about the size of the rock of gibralter, preferably in platinum or white gold (not silver I am allergic) and then took me to bed and lost me for ever. (Can every one hear the Top Gun theme in the background? tee hee hee

I also got my nose pierced this weekend. It's well cool. And I also died my hair bright red, but I keep telling everyone that I drank to much red wine and it has gone to my head. It is pretty much the exact shade as a nice glass of burgundy. mmmmmm, Red Wine. Yummy. Probably not good if I ever got pregant. Any child would probably be born with a glass of red in one hand and a fag in the other. My mum predicted that is how minimi would come out, but she prefers Vodka and Fresh Orange, so mum is obviously not psychic. (only joking about the 9 year old drinking alcohol by the way - before someone reports me to social services and puts my picture on shit mum dot com).

Better go - need to find pictures of snakes mating on the net.

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I seem to be getting later and later with my posts every day - and that is because I actaully have work to do!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH. because I will be leaving my current place of employment at some time in the next two months, I need to make sure that everything is all up-to-date. Really don't like working - would quite happily be given money for nothing, but I get really bored if I don't work, and when i get bored I get up to mischief, and me getting up to mischeif does not generally end up in hugs and kisses all round. Normally misery, bruises and me covered in paint. (Don't ask how that works, I don't know!)

Anyway, I am keeping myself pretty busy now that Minimi is back in Scotland and I have the whole house to myself. So I am working on an art project. It is tentatively called the Temptation of Eve, is based around the story o the eating of the fruit from the tree of knowledge. And yes I know - I can hear you all sighing that it has been done countless times before, but not in the way that I plan to do it! Very erotic, dead sexy and so blasphemous I will get shot down by a lightening bolt and sent to hell instantly for even thinking about it. But what is life without an ickle bit of controvery.

Anyway, because of this I need to go to the art shop. Need a new easel, cause mine is only a lickle one and not big enough for the size I am planning the work on being. Also need a new 'stay wet' pallete for my acrylics, as I stood on mine last night a cracked it - woops. not very clever! but then i also drew flowers on my knees through my ripped jeans, so it is not surprising really. So after work, I am going to go on a little trip downtown. Fun fun fun. Also need to get some turps for me oil paints as I got some on my leg and I can't get it off. DUH!!!

I took some photos of feeding of Baby Born but I forgot to take them into work, so you will have to wait till tomorrow - also have some photos of my paint covered kness - dead sexy and not at all knobbly!!! (Or so i think!)

Anyway, I am going to go and do some research into the anatomy of a snake

- Snakes are dead sexy

and if you use your imagination you could see where I am heading on this one with the whole erotic nature of the painting. LOL.

Also going to eat a packer of Salt N Vinegar McCoys cause I am a hungry little Hermes.

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