And before I get a hail of comments, I do realise that my comment in the last post about people resorting to personal insults etc...... is in fact a personal insult and therefore clearly displays that I must have a low IQ, but since I am smart enough to realise that the statement is a contradiction in terms then I do have a high IQ.

It is 161 in case anyone is interested.

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I am at work - i should be working, but all i can do is marvel at the stupidity and lack of intelligence that is so apparent in people. Take for example this morning - i received a comment on this blog (Which I have not allowed to be posted) which made me realise that there are some humans out there who are definately some form of sub species to the rest of us. They display their inane stupidity for the rest of the world to see whilst thinking they are being clever. It makes me laugh how anyone could allow themselves to be degraded (Although unintentionally) in such a way.

The fact they cannot grasp the reality of a situation - in that anything is possible even if they don't know how - is beyond belief. For example - a control freak thinks that they have managed to control a situation beyond anyone else - and that is just laughable - where certain conditions prevail - anything is possible - and it makes it even more fun when it is being done underneath the control freaks nose and watching them run around in circles trying to find the solution but it never being apparent to them becuase they are narrowminded and have a very very small world view that does not extend beyond their own perception. (Deep Breath now!!)

Oh and people who resort to personal insults have low IQs as their vocabulary is not devloped enough to enter into an intelligent argument.

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PS - Willow - Big Hugs, i'm still here.

PPS - My comments are moderated before they go on-line - what do you think I am stupid or something?

I was jusst reading back over some older posts when I read this one.

"Someone has stolen my babies"

Am glad to report that although my babies were never found, I have started a new nursery of carrier bags and they are coming along fine. Although this time, they are not white blue and yellow, but yellow and red. (I switched shops).

Need to go to bank now and see if a 50 foot hermes has acutally ripped the heads off of all of the bank staff.
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Oh, and I didn't manage to get my belly button pierced- the shop was closed for refubishment and they are the only ones i trust to do my piercings and tatoo's. So i am going to get it done when i go back to Scotland as the parlour should be open again by then. But i did relent and get the top of my ear pierced at Claire's accesories, cause minimi wanted me to show her that getting bits peirced does not hurt. So I got a pretty ruby stud put in and then minimi decided that she didn't want them done after all!! Ah well - no point in forcing her - so I will wait patiently until she decides that she is ready.

Well, best go print off some crap from the internet to give me something to do Do some work.

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Good Morning!!!

God things have been tres tres busy around here, hence the lack of posting *slap on the wrist for hermes* What can i say - only 3 weeks until I go back to Scotland and I am all excited - will get to spend quality time with minimi - can't wait! That is why I have been so busy - getting everything organised for my return.

Anyway - Quick rundown on what has been going on in Olympus (Look up Greek Mythology if you don't get the reference).

1. Many Many nights out - including Friday (First of 3 leaving piss ups). Many Tequilas - Very Drunk, very hungover on Saturday morning!
2. Kids halloween Party - It was cool - lots of chocolate, crisps and little toots running around in masks trying to scare the beejezus out of each other. And since I am the biggest kid of the lot, i just had to join in! LOL
3. Finally handed in my notice to work, and on my last day, we are having Black Forest Gatuex (Not spelled right i know!) and cherry vodka. Yummy!
4. Forgot to turn my clock back and so spent yesterday one hour ahead of the rest of the world and wondered why, for the first time in my life, that I was early for things!
5. Been traipsing over germany visiting various people before I go back to Scotland - think I have just about covered them all - but no doubt I will be off on my travels again before too long.
6. Finalised plans to go to Ireland for New Year to see friends - should be fun - apparently the only other people in the world who do Hogmany like the Scots in the irish, so I am looking forward to seeing if that is true.
7. Organised work in the UK - very happy cause it pays about 5 times as much as the work over here does - and finally will be able to use my degree and get a job I trained for!! Money money Money here I come!

Oooh, forgot to mention the best party of all - it was a leaving do for one of our neighbours - except she wasn't there and for us it was a celebration that she was actually going - finally - life has been so much better without her horrible presence around! No dramas, no screaming and no tantrums.

Hope she reads this - then she will maybe realise how unpopular and horrible she really is

Here ends the bitching LOL

Anyway, will update later when I can think of more stuff and am feeling less bitchy. LOL

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I'm a naughty blogger - I went all the way to Scotland on Holiday and never told you. woops - sorry! Anyway that explains my absence. Seeing minimi for the first time in 3 months - she has grown so much and has become a proper little lady! Anyway, more about that later - this was just a quickie while i had two minutes - I am away to go down town to get my belly button pierced. Will update on the pain later LOL

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well at least it is supposed to - but right now time is standing still - I am so bloody tired! organisising a move back to Aberdeen whilst dealing with sepeartion from my husband and coping with my job (Which is really actually more demanding than i make out) is making me tired, irritable and ill - have to see the Doctor on Monday as they think I am burning myself out. Not good - i like being active and happy and this complete and utter lack of energy is killing me completely!!!!!!!

Anyway - in an attempt to find something to relax me (and keep me awake as I think I am sleeping too much) I went into town and bought 10 Kg of clay.

Not anything wrong with that you might say? Now please bear in mind that this was a spur of the moment thing, I had already bought some other things and I don't drive. It must have made quite a few people chuckle to see me trying to get this lump of dead weight home! It makes me laugh to think about it - but then I have never really been known for thinking things through and planning ahead - get up and go and damn the consequences - thats me!

Anyway - Clay - is going to go from this

To this:

To this

Yeah right - I wish!!!!

Or i could just make lots of nakie men with big willies noses LOL

Anyway, I am having trouble finding some reference material online for basic tenchniques and what not - I have an idea what to do, but like to read about things in detail - so any tips would be greatly appreciated. I have never really done any pottery before - apart from the general make an wobbly poor excuse for an ashtray for your parents at school type of thing - drawing and painting has always been my bag (Which is coming along really nicely by the way - I am currently doing some works for my new house - and have started a series of pictures (Mixed media) called 'Embrace' - will try and see if i can get some of my pics online - but I am really busy just now and never seem to have time to do half of the things I say I am going to do these days!!!!!

PS - Willow - thanks for the comments - the day in bed was absolutely fantastic - probably the best day of my life for a long long time - think I need to do it again soon! LOL xx And need more flavours of ice-cream this time!!! Possibly Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Daas - mmmmmmmmm.

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